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Filipino Joke: The Last is the Best by ExelionStar Filipino Joke: The Last is the Best by ExelionStar
Based of the Filipino jokes in the internet. Look at how sassy she is XD

Thanks for giving me ideas. Although this is not angst or give you feels but still..
If you have any more Pinoy/foreigner jokes just tell me. I might do it again :XD:

Hetalia, Alfred F. Jones, United States of America :iconhimaruyaplz:
The Philippines me
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:iconacrnavy:
Acrnavy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
I don't chew gum anyways.
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:iconnatalieerikawa:
NatalieErikawa Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
oh that burn 
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:iconphilippines-piri:
Philippines-Piri Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
OKay I won't be chewin gum 4 awhile
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:iconlaurentiusje:
Laurentiusje Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm not american
As long as they don't do the same for Europe, I'm safe~
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:iconjustreading17:
justreading17 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconheart-the-legend:
Heart-The-Legend Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Heart : and that's...XD nice job Philippines
Philippines : Hahaha XDD
America : *throw up on the trash can*
Heart :..... I think we overdo it don't we?...
Philippines : ....yeah...
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:iconjanellexox:
Janellexox Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
*6 year old brother is eating gum right now*
.... Dear Bro, because I love you, I will never allow you to eat gum AGAIN!
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:iconmonochrome-tan:
Monochrome-tan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
There's that one joke...

Canadian (visiting Norway)  :  "We have a lot of moose in Canada - I would say they are bigger than yours. Nearly half of all traffic accidents in the countryside are caused by the moose.

Norwegian: "Then why the hell do you let them drive?"

I laughed so hard when I found it XD I'm looking for someone to draw that XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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:iconlaurentiusje:
Laurentiusje Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
good one :giggle:
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:iconmissbbr:
MissBBR Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kawawa naman~
/rofl
Anyways, love your art style and gallery! Keep up the good work. 
/winkwink
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014   General Artist
Thank you~ :D
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:iconkaptain-kreepy-girl:
Kaptain-Kreepy-Girl Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
XD Burn!!!
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:icongiantstorylover:
giantstorylover Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
XD 
(I hope thats not true)
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:iconsakuraalice33:
SakuraAlice33 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
when philippines said do you have sex in america? america just changed his facial expression :iconpervyfaceplz:
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:iconkimsueng:
kimsueng Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
and he look enthusiastic about it
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014   General Artist
Hahaha...yeah :XD:
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:iconrainbowtailor:
RainbowTailor Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student General Artist
BURNNN!!
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:iconpurpleorchids869:
Purpleorchids869 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Student General Artist
OOOOHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
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:icontawalisi:
Tawalisi Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
BUUURNNNN!!! XD
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:iconyurihimesama:
YuriHimeSama Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
very good very good
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:iconjellytart:
JellyTart Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahaha xDDDD
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:icongreatsadness:
GreatSadness Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Student
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwww xD
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:iconinsywensy:
InsyWeNSY Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Student Artist
lol
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:iconkiliann:
Kiliann Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Student Writer
Oooohhhh XD
Recently went and worked in a village in the Phillippines after the typhoon hit them. It was wonderful. I love Filipinos :)
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner May 25, 2014   General Artist
Hehe.... luv ya too :hug:
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:iconkiliann:
Kiliann Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Student Writer
:iconbrohugplz:
Your country is awesome!
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:iconsunbeargirl:
Sunbeargirl Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my gosh, I get this joke! XD 
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:iconinvue:
invue Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
Nice one!
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:iconmanukord:
manukord Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
For that reason I guess americans have a "loose trigger" XD
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner May 25, 2014   General Artist
omg :XD:
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:iconmehwhatevs:
MehWhatevs Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
Come on America chew the damn gum.
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:iconicecreamlover1111:
icecreamlover1111 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
wait is that true..? D: :XD:
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014   General Artist
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~ XD 
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:iconicecreamlover1111:
icecreamlover1111 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
good to know :XD:
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:iconlittlelonergirl:
littlelonergirl Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
Why are they in france?
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014   General Artist
The setting was in France and let's say they're taking a vacation. :D
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:iconlittlelonergirl:
littlelonergirl Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
oh...I hope America will still have a good time after being traumatized by bubblegum hehe
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:iconthrowinggrenades:
ThrowingGrenades Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
gum anyone? Bubble Gum Pop 
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014   General Artist
Well, we are in the Philippines *takes one*
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:iconthrowinggrenades:
ThrowingGrenades Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Eeyup! XD eat all the gum!!!
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:iconask-alicegf:
Ask-AliceGF Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
OH GOD I'M NEVER GOING TO EAT CHEWING GUM EVER AGAIN!!
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:icondoo090:
doo090 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my god, yes XDDD
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:iconjjungg:
jjungg Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ohhhh~ America just got burned!!! XDDDD Sassay Philippines is sassay~ :iconsassyplz:
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:iconexelionstar:
ExelionStar Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014   General Artist
3rd degree burn!! :XD:
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:iconjjungg:
jjungg Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think he needs first aid for it! XD
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:iconanimegirlcorycian:
animegirlcorycian Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yikes! Kawawa si Alfred. :icondignitylaughplz:
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:iconorangecrazyrandom:
OrangeCrazyRandom Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Aray. Kasi. Naku.
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:iconhetaliaharu:
HetaliaHaru Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
You ROCK!!! PHILIPPINES!!!Roses 
Philippines: Stare R.E.V.E.N.G.E
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:iconleprincexd:
leprincexD Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Philippines: Haha! Panda Emoji-01 (Clapping) [V1] 
America: Panda Emoji-04 (Down) [V1] 
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:icondynasty101warriors:
Dynasty101Warriors Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
:icondignitylaughplz: Hahahhahahaha!! Philippines strike again!!!
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